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ok astrologers, how have you gotten this far into post-modernity without a concerted PR campaign to get out in front of the fact that the zodiac has nothing to do with the actual constellations anymore but is actually a fantastic alchemical representation of EARTH’S SEASONS
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The point of a dogwhistle is only dogs can hear it. If you can hear it and you are not a dog then it is just a whistle. Furthermore if you can hear it and it *is* a dogwhistle, then you are a dog.
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